第九章我不是神经病,我是好人啊(1 / 1)
我在大宋无敌了
南无枫
1076 字
2022-04-30
江边一老翁一手拿着握着一根鱼竿,一手拿着一个酒壶,仔细看去,那鱼钩竟是直的,离水面三尺,虽江边秋风萧瑟,老人的衣衫却岿然不动。 “呵呵,异人?不过如此,且待老夫看看你可是三头六臂”。 说罢老人单手两鱼竿放入水中一搅,一提,“哗啦”一声一男子浮出水面——正是狄清! ... “咳咳咳” 狄清动了动手指,微微睁开眼 “我这是死了吗?” “没呢,不过也快了” “嗯?” 狄清一激动就要起身,却发现自己浑身失去知觉,动弹不得,只听得那声音应该是个老头,想到此处狄清更加激动了。 ‘来了来了!一般主角濒死都会有牛X哄哄的大佬出手相救,哈哈哈’。 狄清的嘴角疯狂上扬着,一不小心扯动伤口疼得直吸凉气,痛并快乐着! 老人“???” “你这小子全身筋脉尽断还笑的这么开心?莫不是失了智?还是放弃治疗吧,平白浪费老夫的汤药,哼!” “哎哎哎,老头...不是,老神仙,我是正常人啊,我不是神经病,我...我是好人啊!” “嗯?神经病是何物?你这小子都开始胡言乱语了,还是停药吧!”老人摇了摇头,收拾起他的东西。 狄清急了“不是,老神仙,我真的是正常人啊,不信你问我问题啊!你问” 老人略一思索“那好,我且问你,当今大宋皇帝姓甚名谁?” 狄清“???” “上来就这么难?我可是理科生出身啊,你能不能换个问题?” “那好,我再问你,西夏皇帝姓甚名谁?” 狄清:...... “您这还不如不换呢...” 老人“这你都不知道?治好了也是浪费汤药” 狄清“不不不,老神仙您再给我最后一次机会,比如您问我北宋第一位皇帝是谁,这次我一定能答出来”。 老人“老夫最后再问你,这次你可要想清楚再回答” “原本的狄青去哪了?” 狄清闻言愣住了‘他怎么会知道的?’ “南宋开国皇帝是谁?” 狄清下意识答道:“赵构!” 猛地扭头迎向了老人戏谑的眼光,狄清心里“咯噔”一下。 “被套路了啊...” “哟,这么快就能动了?不错不错,哈哈哈”老人大笑着离去。 老人不提还好,一说这话狄清顿时感到一阵钻心的疼痛席卷而来,额头上豆大的汗珠不断滚落。 “擦擦擦,疼死我了!” ... 军营中 “什么?狄清不见了?四周找遍都找不到人?”武成问道。 吴通“启禀大人,属下有事禀报” 武成皱了皱眉问道:“何事?” 吴通沉声道:“前营有一中队头,名刘安,是狄清平日里的好友,他今早举报说狄清畏战而逃,属下不敢决断,就把他带了过来,还请大人发落”。 武成盯着吴通看了许久,缓缓道:“带上来” 吴通向身后一挥手 侍从便出帐将一人带进来,却是那刘安 刘安低头跪下行礼道:“属下参见指挥使大人,都头!” “把你知道的如实汇报给指挥使大人吧,记住!是如实汇报!”吴通加重了“如实”二字的语气 刘安眸子暗了暗“那日狄清畏战,想要逃走,还劝属下一起逃走,属下苦口婆心劝阻,最终他还是逃了,属下有罪,未能及时劝住他,也未能及时举报他,请指挥使大人责罚!” 武成拍案而起,怒声道:“哼!大胆狄清!大敌当前竟敢临阵脱逃!此事先不要声张以免动摇军心,待我稍后飞鸽传书,让他抄家灭族!” “你二人先下去吧,好生休养,明日继续赶路” “属下告退” “属下告退” 吴通嘴角浮现一抹诡笑“你以为这就结束了吗?” ... 狄清在床上躺了七天,每天老人都按时来房间里检查狄清的伤势,然后点上一炷香后离去,令狄清不解的是,每次他一闻到香味就觉得神清气爽,浑身顺畅无比,连饥饿都感受不到。 “神了!” 终于熬到了第十天,感觉伤势恢复的差不多了便起身拆下了绷带,这时才赫然发现自己身上除了绷带竟空无一物,“真空”登场。 “吁~年轻人不讲武德” 狄清闻言赶紧护住重要部位道:“老神仙你今日怎么来这么早?你能不能先出去?” 老人“就你那豆芽菜搁水里泡肿的老夫都见过,有甚么好遮掩的?” 看到狄清脸色黑了下来老人也不再调笑,丢下衣服道:“穿好出来,有事要你去做”。 狄清“老家伙,一把年纪还这么不正经......” “我可听见了~” 狄清“啊哈哈哈,晚辈这就出来” 草草穿好衣服走出茅庐狄清才发现原来这竟是一座位于山顶上的道观,外面云雾缭绕,好似人间仙境,老人正在不远处的亭中坐着,狄清连忙跑过去跪下“咚咚咚”磕了三个响头道: “多谢老神仙救命之恩,晚辈愿赴汤蹈火以报前辈再造之恩!” 老人轻笑道“本就是你这异人命不该绝,你我二人命中注定有一段师徒情分,戴上那边的面具,以后你就是我第九十七徒‘狄青’,不再是‘狄清’,你可愿意?” 狄清大声道:“弟子愿意,谨遵师令!” 狄清郑重地戴上桌子上的面具,冰冰凉凉,轻若无物,戴上的一瞬间好像世界都更加清晰了一丝。 “多谢师父!从今以后,我就是‘狄青’!” 老人满意地点头捋了捋胡子道:“不错不错,我门中并无门规,老夫常年隐居在这峨眉山上,盛世隐退,乱世出山,从不插手天下事,收徒九十六人皆名扬天下,青史留名,如今你为我第九十七徒,要时刻谨记,我门中唯一的规定就是不可逆天而行!你那三十四师兄就是因为逆天而行才惨遭天谴,不得善终,唉~” 狄青问“敢问我那三十四师兄是何人啊?” 老人答“他复姓诸葛,名亮,字孔明,逆天而行用长明灯强行为自己续命被反噬,最终丢了一魂三魄,五识尽丧,呕血而亡”。 狄青大惊问道:“敢问师父尊姓大名?” 老人笑了笑道:“老夫王禅” “鬼谷子!”
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